Mix'd, like WoW - Sacred

I have one word for you my friends: Leeks.

Leeks: These tart, yet humble vegetables were hunted for their delicious fiber when they still proliferated the air. Like dandelion seeds, Leeks would stick your clothes, carelessly spinning until the winter seasons. Sadly, because of global warming and the recent resurge of country music (the Leeks' worst predator), today, the entire species can only be found in backyard gardens and sacred groves fearfully avoiding the cruel grasp of southern twang. If you are so lucky to find an airborne spinning leek, plant it, and in just a few days, you'll have a full-grown Leek tree with plenty of ripe, tart as all-get-out leeks for those lonely dinner-for-one nights.

"An apple will keep the doctor away, which is unfortunate" - Groupon Cat

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Hack and Slash, Button Mash,
Dom1

Sounds Cited,
Sacred - World of Warcraft, Elixir
Diablo II - Sound Clips

Mix'd, like WoW - XT-002

"How cute, Lil XT pet " - Blizzard

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Level Up or Gettin' Down,
Dom1

Sounds Cited,
U R Bad Toys - MrVoletron

Mix'd, like WoW - Undercity Stranglethorn

Do you remember your first time? You know what I mean. The first time you ventured out upon endless plains to battle the unknown terror at every step. The first time you stepped upon uncharted lands with men who tongues loosened at the sound of gold. The first time you grabbed a fist full of feathers as the wind whipped through all seven polygons of your hair. The moment it all came together, and fell apart, into endless night. (Anonymous)

"Edward watches Bella. Raptor watches Edward." - Very Demotivational

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So epic I had an epiclepsy,
Dom1

Sounds Cited,
The Undercity - World of Warcraft, Elixir
Stranglethorn Vale - World of Warcraft, Elixir
Diablo Clips - Diablo II: Lord of Destruction

Mix'd, like WoW - Graveyard Waltz

10 Things on the WoW Spirit Healer's iPod

10. Stayin' Alive - The Bee Gees
9. Rudeboy - Rihanna (as recommended to her by a friend)
8. Hallelujah - Rufus Wainwright (she loves that Shrek movie)
7. The Ocarina of Rhyme album
6. My Sacrifice - Creed, Weathered
5. An embarrassing amount of Disney Songs
4. Deathbed - Relient K, Five Score and Seven Years Ago
3. Some Bootleg Darkmoon Faire Recordings - Various Artists. (She knows someone who knows someone in the band)
5. Walk It Out - DJ Unk
2. Zombie Nation - Rob Zombie
1. Graveyard (Walking Dead Waltz Mix) - GamerRemix, (see below, duh)

"The zombies... are coming..." - Zombie with Stop Sign, Plants vs. Zombies

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Mommy made me button mash,
Dom1

Sounds Cited:
Graveyard - World of Warcraft, Elixir
Speakerphone - Kylie Minogue

Mix'd, like WoW - Halls of Stone

Tell your avatar you were too busy to play with him because you were out, doing stuff. |R|E|A|L|-|L|I|F|E|, my anti-WoW.

"I'll have this licked in two shakes of a--" - Brann Bronzebeard

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Stop smokin' and start sharin',
Dom1

Sounds Cited:
Halls of Stone - World of Warcraft, WOTLK
The Battery - Boyz Noise

Mix'd, like WoW - Wintergrasp Prayer

Here lies Prynx, Second Lieutenant Warrior, officer member of Final Verdict. Prynx lived and died to defend against the siege of Wintergrasp. Though he was betrayed by that asshole, Bigpvpness, we believe his spirit lives on. He continues to watch over us, even as the shadows close in around this ruined land. His light is the light of all humanity - and so long as we honor his example, it shall never fade.

"This is Sparta!!!" - Ludacris

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No, not, now,
Dom1

Sounds Cited:
Keep On Walking - Jem
Wintergrasp_GeneralWalk_02 - World of Warcraft, WOTLK
Wintergrasp_GeneralWalk_03 - World of Warcraft, WOTLK
DalaranPriseDoor_01_Close - World of Warcraft, WOTLK
TaurenFemaleCheer01 - World of Warcraft, Elixir

Mix'd, like WoW - bitTaurens

What can you expect from filthy little taurens?
Their whole disgusting race is like a curse
Their skin's a hellish red, They're only good when dead
They're vermin, as I said and worse

Savages! Savages! Barely even human
Savages! Savages! Drive them from our shore!
We must sound the drums of war!

Beneath that milky hide there's emptiness inside!

"If I had known that we were gonna be dancing in front of people, I wouldn't have worn leather pants" - Victoria the Bawler

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and please don't flaunt your 12-pt Font,
Dom1

Sounds Cited:
Thunderbluff - World of Warcraft, Elixir
Bloodmyst - World of Warcraft, Elixir
Shrapnel - Atmosphere
Dante - Full Metal Alchemist OST 2
Geronimo Early - Civilization IV, Beyond the Sword OST
Various Unit SFX - Civilization IV
"A Wise Native American Prophecy" - Chief Joseph

Mix'd, like WoW - Stormwind Parlor

Dost thou remember the exhilarating days of yore when the waves of orchestra, champagne and pompadour-ious royalty swept out the dirty rock'n'roll peasant class with the righteous sound of the god-granted Waltz?

Yeah, neither do we.

"Four Martinis smooths out the wrinkles in your tuxedo as your body begins to secrete highly viscous liquid confidence." - Drink like a Spy, Think like a Spy by Groupon Cat

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Pop and Lock your crocs and smocks,
Dom1

Sounds Cited:
Stormwind - World of Warcraft Elixir