Mix'd, like CIV IV - great Wall of Portugal

Top 5 Great World Wonders that could of been:
5) The Great Pyramids of Canada - made entirely of Canadian sausage, moose, and the United States' indifference
4) The Great she-Colossus of Argentina - posed in a traditional tango basic step, wine in hand, with an irresistible half-smile and dangerous eyes (dangerous like gangs, handjobs, and/or/with Eva Peron)
3) The Great Library of Monkey Island - half-picked termites, ambience of simian swagger, and 100.3 on the evil scale. That's almost half an evil-naught above the max on the evil scale. Second only to a radio station that plays only country music, which is as evil as it gets.
2) The Great Hook-Up of 2008 - and then one night, her scent is gone and the girl is gone, and all that's left is a pair of old stockings and a mini-tube of toothpaste... all squeezed out.
1) The great Wall of Portugal - not that great, as signified by the lower-case g, but better than normal, as signified by the upper-case W. China, eat your heart out. Oh, and you too, Texas.

"There are hierarchies in races. Like with white people, you have guys like you, then you got the hillbillies. If you're Chinese, you're at the top of the Asian community. And if you're Filipino you're the beaners of the Asian community. You're like the Mexicans. You're all indigenous people who got banged by some Spaniards. You get names like Hanping del Toro." - On Racial Hierarchy, a Filipino Comedian

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Sip, scratch, and score,
Dom1

Sounds Cited,
Packet 7, 11, 29, 31 - Loop Packets, Underground Soundlab
Substantial Bass 65-07 from Methods of Mayhem, Industrial Tool Kit
John II Middle - Civilization IV: Beyond the Sword

Mix'd, like CIV IV - Damascan Swagger

Ali Francis Bojangles von-Baba! You stole everything from right under their noses, didn't you? You're just a walking, hairy, salty turban of ambition, aren't you, Ali? Step on anybody, raze anything if you thought you could make a penny out of it. I've had enough of your caca, baba. ENOUGH! Ali, all you ever had to do was say you're sorry. Send some incense or a banana basket. But it's not that you didn't, Ali. It's that you didn't know to. You're pathetic, you and your 40 thieves with 40 matching camel archers drunk off 40 bottles of 40s. You are (they are all) pathetic. Pathetic! Civilizations require at least a shred of humanity, even from their AI personalities.

"The Madrassa, the Arabian replacement for the library, boost your city's research and can provide a significant amount of culture if you have a state religion." - Civilpedia, Civilization IV

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Pause, Primp and Ponder,
Dom1

Sounds Cited:
Saladin Middle LP - Civilization IV OST
Saladin Early Intro - Civilizaiton IV OST
Islamic - Civilization IV, Sound Folder

Mix'd, like CIV IV - Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond

GamerRemix is born! Hurray! Today I remixed a stereotypical Asian beat. Stereotypical Asian beat, you say? Perhaps I'll quote my favorite (albeit slightly racy) comedian Margaret Cho:

"Was I offered Asian roles? I don't wanna play a manicurist, I don't wanna play a really pissed off liquor store owner. I don't wanna go anywhere with a chicken under my arm. I don't wanna play an exceptionally good student. I don't wanna get off a tour bus and take numerous photographs. I don't wanna ever utter the phase "Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond". I don't wanna write down my memoirs about being a geisha. I don't wanna play a tragic heroine waiting for her man to come back, I don't wanna be in any musical where there's a helicopter. No. I CAN'T RUN UP WALLS!" - On Being Asian, Margaret Cho

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Live, Learn and Like Sushi,
Dom1

Sounds Cited:
Queen of the Crime Council - Kill Bill, Vol. 1 OST
Tokugawa Late - Civilization IV OST
Loops Packets - Leo Cavallo