Mix'd, like WoW - Sacred

I have one word for you my friends: Leeks.

Leeks: These tart, yet humble vegetables were hunted for their delicious fiber when they still proliferated the air. Like dandelion seeds, Leeks would stick your clothes, carelessly spinning until the winter seasons. Sadly, because of global warming and the recent resurge of country music (the Leeks' worst predator), today, the entire species can only be found in backyard gardens and sacred groves fearfully avoiding the cruel grasp of southern twang. If you are so lucky to find an airborne spinning leek, plant it, and in just a few days, you'll have a full-grown Leek tree with plenty of ripe, tart as all-get-out leeks for those lonely dinner-for-one nights.

"An apple will keep the doctor away, which is unfortunate" - Groupon Cat

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Sacred - World of Warcraft, Elixir
Diablo II - Sound Clips