Mix'd, like WoW - Halls of Stone

Tell your avatar you were too busy to play with him because you were out, doing stuff. |R|E|A|L|-|L|I|F|E|, my anti-WoW.

"I'll have this licked in two shakes of a--" - Brann Bronzebeard

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Stop smokin' and start sharin',
Dom1

Sounds Cited:
Halls of Stone - World of Warcraft, WOTLK
The Battery - Boyz Noise

Mix'd, like Halo - Fail

Much like beer-flavored wine, plastic clothing and sporks, the love-child of two good things can often be terrible. This mix, included.

"Such is the price of failure" - Someone who failed

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Faility fail fail,
Dom1

Sounds Cited:
Impend - Halo Vol 2, OST
Jumpin' Jumpin' - Destiny's Child

Mix'd, like Mana - Block Pulse of Love

10 Things that should make you feel good
10. Finishing the last level of your favorite game
9. Peeing clear.
8. Realizing your memory isn't so, oh, what is it again-- oh right, that bad.
7. Knowing that Hello Kitty has no mouth (she speaks from her heart).
6. Going on a blind date with a girl who claims "I not only look like Christina Aguilera, I smell like her too."
5. Being Rick Roll'd
4. "Finding" money in that small jean pocket
3. Having a talent that should not be displayed at parties
2. Being the star of the (aforementioned) party you're not invited to
1. Googling your name and finding something.

"An apple a day will keep doctors away, which is unfortunate" - Groupon Cat

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Live, Die, Loot,
Dom1

Sounds Cited:
Feeling Good - Michael Buble
Bang Bang (My Baby Shot me Down) - Nancy Sinatra, Kill Bill OST
Block Pulse of Love - Nis, Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis OST
Goodies - Ciara
Native Grunt - Civilization III

Mix'd, like Final Fantasties - Number 13

Nothing is more beautiful and natural than falling in love. That is falling-- knowingly, deeply, and absolutely in love. When you are in love, your imagination is seized at its core and shaken violently until its rays protrude into every aspect of life. Love decides when you get out of bed, what to do at work, who you interact with, how you daydream, what breaks your heart, and what touches you to tears. I just wanted to tell you. I think I'm falling in love with yo...

What? You won't sleep with me? Fuck you then.

"You know you stay at the top spot, when you breaking me down like the Moogleworks a chop shop" - Keri Hilson

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Stop, Chop, Shop,
Dom1

Sounds Cited:
Number One - R Kelly
The Promise - Masashi Hamauzu, FFXIII OST
Fabula Nova Crystallis - Masashi Hamauzu, FFXIII OST

Mix'd, like Final Fantasies - Red Wings

Red Wings Energy is a functional beverage with a unique combination of ingredients (namely, Ginseng, Chocobo extract, Taurens). Red Wings Energy Drink has always been and always will be more than just a hot secret for the night Boomkin and the non-stop party-animal. It is appreciated by a wide range of people, such as the overworked chocobo driver, the stressed summoner, the exam-anxious Balamb Garden student and the pressured main antagonist.

"Fat Chocobo? You're rude! Here, it's the bird of the gods!" - Dwarf in Tomra Village

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Rape, Pillage, Play,
Dom1

Sounds Cited:
A Milli - Lil Wayne
Red Wings - Final Fantasy II/IV, OST
Gimme What You Got - Amanda Blank

Music Video'd, like Kratos - God of Sex Therapy

"Sure I killed my wife and kids, but I'd never do that to you, baby. Unless I was tricked into it again." - Kratos, God of War



every nook, every cranny, every time,
Dom1

Sounds Cited:
Sex Therapy - Robin Thicke, Sex Therapy

Mix'd, like Mana - Hidden Meditation

How dare you accuse us!? I always knew you had stolen the sword! I've done nothing but protect you and your family, and you've repaid me with nothing but contempt. Li Mu Bai himself spared you, and all you do is insult him. We wanted some peace and you've ruined it all! You're no sister of mine!

"You know what poison is? An eight-year-old child, full of deceit." - Your Nanny

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Masticate, Meditate, Mourn,
Dom1

Sounds Cited:
Silk Road - Tan Dun, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon OST
Moonlit City Roa - Yoko Shimomura, Legend of Mana OST
Tech Sounds - Civilization IV
Packet 11 - Underground Soundlab
Spoken Clips - Methods of Mayhem

Mix'd, like WoW - Wintergrasp Prayer

Here lies Prynx, Second Lieutenant Warrior, officer member of Final Verdict. Prynx lived and died to defend against the siege of Wintergrasp. Though he was betrayed by that asshole, Bigpvpness, we believe his spirit lives on. He continues to watch over us, even as the shadows close in around this ruined land. His light is the light of all humanity - and so long as we honor his example, it shall never fade.

"This is Sparta!!!" - Ludacris

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No, not, now,
Dom1

Sounds Cited:
Keep On Walking - Jem
Wintergrasp_GeneralWalk_02 - World of Warcraft, WOTLK
Wintergrasp_GeneralWalk_03 - World of Warcraft, WOTLK
DalaranPriseDoor_01_Close - World of Warcraft, WOTLK
TaurenFemaleCheer01 - World of Warcraft, Elixir

Mix'd, like WoW - bitTaurens

What can you expect from filthy little taurens?
Their whole disgusting race is like a curse
Their skin's a hellish red, They're only good when dead
They're vermin, as I said and worse

Savages! Savages! Barely even human
Savages! Savages! Drive them from our shore!
We must sound the drums of war!

Beneath that milky hide there's emptiness inside!

"If I had known that we were gonna be dancing in front of people, I wouldn't have worn leather pants" - Victoria the Bawler

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and please don't flaunt your 12-pt Font,
Dom1

Sounds Cited:
Thunderbluff - World of Warcraft, Elixir
Bloodmyst - World of Warcraft, Elixir
Shrapnel - Atmosphere
Dante - Full Metal Alchemist OST 2
Geronimo Early - Civilization IV, Beyond the Sword OST
Various Unit SFX - Civilization IV
"A Wise Native American Prophecy" - Chief Joseph

Mix'd, like WoW - Stormwind Parlor

Dost thou remember the exhilarating days of yore when the waves of orchestra, champagne and pompadour-ious royalty swept out the dirty rock'n'roll peasant class with the righteous sound of the god-granted Waltz?

Yeah, neither do we.

"Four Martinis smooths out the wrinkles in your tuxedo as your body begins to secrete highly viscous liquid confidence." - Drink like a Spy, Think like a Spy by Groupon Cat

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Pop and Lock your crocs and smocks,
Dom1

Sounds Cited:
Stormwind - World of Warcraft Elixir

Mix'd, like Mario - Super Mario Homies

(Somewhere in Brooklyn)

Mario: Sometimes I think you actually liked a-gettin'a kidnapped!
Peach: At least it forced you to act like you gave a $#!^. I can't believe I left my kingdom for this.
Mario: Hey, hey... hey there... You know you're still the princess of my world.
Peach: I've heard that one before.
Mario: Wanna go ride go-karts? Play tennis?
Peach: You always wanna play games, Mario! You need to go out and get a real job so we can pay the rent and get something to eat!
Mario: I have a real job! I'm a plumber!
Peach: Oh yeah? When's the last time you plumbed anything!
Mario: That's not fair!
- from Mario: Game Over

"You must be made by Nintendo because my stylus has been dying to touch you."
"Rock may be immune to Electric, but no one's immune to your charm."
"Let's have a Mario Party in my pants."
"Something must be wrong with my auto aim-- I just can't take my eyes off of you."
- from a GameFaqs Forum

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My favorite is at 2:20

Poonani, Please? Poonono.
Dom1

Mix'd, like CIV IV - great Wall of Portugal

Top 5 Great World Wonders that could of been:
5) The Great Pyramids of Canada - made entirely of Canadian sausage, moose, and the United States' indifference
4) The Great she-Colossus of Argentina - posed in a traditional tango basic step, wine in hand, with an irresistible half-smile and dangerous eyes (dangerous like gangs, handjobs, and/or/with Eva Peron)
3) The Great Library of Monkey Island - half-picked termites, ambience of simian swagger, and 100.3 on the evil scale. That's almost half an evil-naught above the max on the evil scale. Second only to a radio station that plays only country music, which is as evil as it gets.
2) The Great Hook-Up of 2008 - and then one night, her scent is gone and the girl is gone, and all that's left is a pair of old stockings and a mini-tube of toothpaste... all squeezed out.
1) The great Wall of Portugal - not that great, as signified by the lower-case g, but better than normal, as signified by the upper-case W. China, eat your heart out. Oh, and you too, Texas.

"There are hierarchies in races. Like with white people, you have guys like you, then you got the hillbillies. If you're Chinese, you're at the top of the Asian community. And if you're Filipino you're the beaners of the Asian community. You're like the Mexicans. You're all indigenous people who got banged by some Spaniards. You get names like Hanping del Toro." - On Racial Hierarchy, a Filipino Comedian

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Sip, scratch, and score,
Dom1

Sounds Cited,
Packet 7, 11, 29, 31 - Loop Packets, Underground Soundlab
Substantial Bass 65-07 from Methods of Mayhem, Industrial Tool Kit
John II Middle - Civilization IV: Beyond the Sword

Mix'd, like Zelda - Ocarina of Rhyme

Z: We need someone to run Hyrule!
L: I don't want the job.
Z: What do you mean you don't want the job. This is a magnificent kingdom we're talking about.
L: This is a magnificent piece of tri-f!@#$
Z: Nobody says no to me! I'll ruin you! You'll never work in Hyrule again!
L: I don't want to work in Hyrule.
Z: Oh yeah? We'll you're gonna.

"Blowin' on an endo, Gamecube, Nintendo" - Slim Thug & Mike Jones
Damn! Why dint I think of that?

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Hit, Hit, Hurray,
Dom1

Mix'd, like CIV IV - Damascan Swagger

Ali Francis Bojangles von-Baba! You stole everything from right under their noses, didn't you? You're just a walking, hairy, salty turban of ambition, aren't you, Ali? Step on anybody, raze anything if you thought you could make a penny out of it. I've had enough of your caca, baba. ENOUGH! Ali, all you ever had to do was say you're sorry. Send some incense or a banana basket. But it's not that you didn't, Ali. It's that you didn't know to. You're pathetic, you and your 40 thieves with 40 matching camel archers drunk off 40 bottles of 40s. You are (they are all) pathetic. Pathetic! Civilizations require at least a shred of humanity, even from their AI personalities.

"The Madrassa, the Arabian replacement for the library, boost your city's research and can provide a significant amount of culture if you have a state religion." - Civilpedia, Civilization IV

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Pause, Primp and Ponder,
Dom1

Sounds Cited:
Saladin Middle LP - Civilization IV OST
Saladin Early Intro - Civilizaiton IV OST
Islamic - Civilization IV, Sound Folder

Mix'd, like CIV IV - Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond

GamerRemix is born! Hurray! Today I remixed a stereotypical Asian beat. Stereotypical Asian beat, you say? Perhaps I'll quote my favorite (albeit slightly racy) comedian Margaret Cho:

"Was I offered Asian roles? I don't wanna play a manicurist, I don't wanna play a really pissed off liquor store owner. I don't wanna go anywhere with a chicken under my arm. I don't wanna play an exceptionally good student. I don't wanna get off a tour bus and take numerous photographs. I don't wanna ever utter the phase "Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond". I don't wanna write down my memoirs about being a geisha. I don't wanna play a tragic heroine waiting for her man to come back, I don't wanna be in any musical where there's a helicopter. No. I CAN'T RUN UP WALLS!" - On Being Asian, Margaret Cho

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Live, Learn and Like Sushi,
Dom1

Sounds Cited:
Queen of the Crime Council - Kill Bill, Vol. 1 OST
Tokugawa Late - Civilization IV OST
Loops Packets - Leo Cavallo