Mix'd, like CIV IV - great Wall of Portugal

Top 5 Great World Wonders that could of been:
5) The Great Pyramids of Canada - made entirely of Canadian sausage, moose, and the United States' indifference
4) The Great she-Colossus of Argentina - posed in a traditional tango basic step, wine in hand, with an irresistible half-smile and dangerous eyes (dangerous like gangs, handjobs, and/or/with Eva Peron)
3) The Great Library of Monkey Island - half-picked termites, ambience of simian swagger, and 100.3 on the evil scale. That's almost half an evil-naught above the max on the evil scale. Second only to a radio station that plays only country music, which is as evil as it gets.
2) The Great Hook-Up of 2008 - and then one night, her scent is gone and the girl is gone, and all that's left is a pair of old stockings and a mini-tube of toothpaste... all squeezed out.
1) The great Wall of Portugal - not that great, as signified by the lower-case g, but better than normal, as signified by the upper-case W. China, eat your heart out. Oh, and you too, Texas.

"There are hierarchies in races. Like with white people, you have guys like you, then you got the hillbillies. If you're Chinese, you're at the top of the Asian community. And if you're Filipino you're the beaners of the Asian community. You're like the Mexicans. You're all indigenous people who got banged by some Spaniards. You get names like Hanping del Toro." - On Racial Hierarchy, a Filipino Comedian

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Sounds Cited,
Packet 7, 11, 29, 31 - Loop Packets, Underground Soundlab
Substantial Bass 65-07 from Methods of Mayhem, Industrial Tool Kit
John II Middle - Civilization IV: Beyond the Sword