Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Mix'd, like CIV IV - Damascan Swagger



Ali Francis Bojangles von-Baba! You stole everything from right under their noses, didn't you? You're just a walking, hairy, salty turban of ambition, aren't you, Ali? Step on anybody, raze anything if you thought you could make a penny out of it. I've had enough of your caca, baba. ENOUGH! Ali, all you ever had to do was say you're sorry. Send some incense or a banana basket. But it's not that you didn't, Ali. It's that you didn't know to. You're pathetic, you and your 40 thieves with 40 matching camel archers drunk off 40 bottles of 40s. You are (they are all) pathetic. Pathetic! Civilizations require at least a shred of humanity, even from their AI personalities.

"The Madrassa, the Arabian replacement for the library, boost your city's research and can provide a significant amount of culture if you have a state religion." - Civilpedia, Civilization IV

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Sounds Cited:
Saladin Middle LP - Civilization IV OST
Saladin Early Intro - Civilizaiton IV OST
Islamic - Civilization IV, Sound Folder

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